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Next Sue Suggested Retail Price: $6.25 Tired, covered in squid slime, and sick of fish in general, Sunbonnet Sue gives fishing a rest for a bit. Climbing up on the bow of the ship, she acts out a scene she remembers from some movie she saw. Now what was that movie? She can't remember. Suddenly, she hears a crazed shout from the Captain. "The great white whale! There she blows!" Sue looks around. There are few things rarer than a sperm whale in the Gulf of Mexico. She doesn't want to miss this sight, (though, she has just remembered where she heard the name Captain Ahab before, and is getting nervous.) She does see something - it is big and white. "What is a whale doing in the Gulf?" she thinks. Then she realizes. It's not a whale, it's the one thing more unlikely. It's a rare Gulf of Mexico iceberg! (this one is carrying the Loch Ness Monster, Sasquatch, and a UFO!) Crunch! "We're takin' on water!" yells the Captain. He tosses Sue into a lifeboat, and lowers it to the water. Then, bristling with anger, he turns and tries to harpoon the icy monster sinking his vessel. Unfortunately, the iceberg wins.